on account of...

i made another account

on account of a payment

i needed to make

on my account

i can’t account

for the number of accounts i have

email accounts

movie accounts

music accounts

photo accounts

i have an account to pay my rent

they don’t let me write checks anymore

my bank account isn’t good enough

that’s what my landlord said

i have accounts for jobs

one for each company on the same service

paychex or workforce doesn’t matter

they don’t talk to each other

they dont talk to the employer either

sure as fuck don’t talk to me

check the history on my zoom account

or teams for that matter

so many backgrounds

so many awkward camera angles

it all went nowhere

all of that time wasted

all of those passwords i had to reset

and reset and reset and reset

so many minutes unaccounted for

which is why i’ll never need an accountant

all to boost someone’s e trade account

which makes some finance guy even richer

which keeps peter millar and bonobos open

there’s no accounting for taste.